CE SPUN PISICILE CAND LE FACI BAIE A few thoughts
on cat baths...by The Cat 
'SI SPUNEAI CA MA IUBESTI! But You Said You Love 828g67i d Me!' 
'O SA PLATESTI PENTRU ASTA, DUMNEZEU MI-E MARTOR! You will pay, as God is my witness, you will
pay.' 
'SI ZICI CA APA ASTA E CALDA??? You call this water warm???' 
'NU CRED CA TE MAI PLAC' I don't think I like you anymore.' 
'ESTI O SCARBA!!! You SUCK!!!!!!' 
'ET, REPEDE, CHEAMA-I PE CEI DE ACASA!E.T. phone home......quick!' 
'HAI MAI APROAPE, CA VREAU SA-TI SOPTESC CEVA LA URECHE! Come closer. I have something I want to whisper in your ear...'
'NU MA MAI TIN MUSCHII! Traction....I'm losing
Traction!' 
'VREAU LA MAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! I want my Mommmmmmyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!'
'NU, NU, NU, NUUUUUUUUU!!! No, no, no, no.....NOOOO!!!!'
