Windows 95 lähdekoodi

Windows 95 lähdekoodi

Windows 95 lähdekoodi /*

TOP SECRET Microsoft(c) Code
Project: Chicago(tm)

Projected release-date:

Summer 1994 ^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^HSpring 1995

 #include
  #include
  #include
  #include "win31.h"
  #include "evenmore.h"
  #include "oldstuff.h"
  #include "billrulz.h"

/* Reference:
Internal memo #99281-95 from:

William H. Gates III
to:
Executive managers Chicago(tm)-project

William H. Gates III wrote:
"I have serious doubts about the EASY installation-definition. It might prevent customers to think that they actually bought something _good_. Therefore I want the installation-definition to be HARD.

Carry on,

God^H^H^HBill

"
*/
 #define INSTALL = HARD

void main()

write_something(anything);
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
do_some_stuff();
if(still_not_crashed)

/*
Reference:
Internal memo #99683-95 from:

Executive managers Chicago(tm)-project
to:
William H. Gates III

Executive managers Chicago(tm)-project wrote:
"Dear Sir,Since we have found that this last piece of code within the if-statement will never execute, we descided NOT to include it in the final code. This way we will save tleast another 5 megabytes of consumer-diskspace!

Thank you for listening to us,
the executive managers of the Chicago(tm)-project

"
*/
/*

if(still_not_crashed)

create_general_protection_fault();